Fresh toon: "Drug Dealer Humor"
I would love to meet the genius at the Pringles factory who decided that one of the top three flavors, that would be placed alongside Original and Sour Cream & Onion in the combo pack, was Cheddar Cheese. I tried one of these neon orange monstrosities with my bagel sandwich yesterday and almost had to spit it out. I'm asking in this week's poll what you, the reader, think should be the third member of the combo pack because in terms of the Cheddar Cheese Pringles, once I pop, I can definitely stop.
Commercial Critique:
That, "Let me see yo ID please, keep it wit you like yo keys," commercial about cigarettes is one of the better songs on the radio right now.
Movie Song:
I think that the song, Me & Julio Down by the Schoolyard by Paul Simon would be perfect for a montage of two elderly friends escaping from a retirement home. Scenes could include them tapping nurses on the opposite shoulder, and sneaking past them as they turn, using their head as a coat rack to hide, and finally in their final dash to freedom, walking out the door pretending to be with a choir group that came to sing to the old folks. As soon as they get out of the door staff members calmly escort them back in but they are laughing like crazy anyway because they had a great adventure. It will be a buddy comedy produced by Disney so in the end one of them obviously has to die.
Have a nice weekend!
-Garrett
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