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Finalists...

"Uhh sorry I got Snickers and Twix, no dog treats"

"you're not fooling anybody with that costume, verne troyer"

‎"Hmmm, well this is just awkward"

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PSN Name: Biggestbruiser6

Newest 'toon...

The political commercials this year might be the funniest ever.  

"Millionaire Mike Kelly" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Geg71-vG-I

"Pat Toomey should run for Senator, of China" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kaiiJuz8a0

If only elections were decided by who conducts the most hilarious smear campaign.

How am I supposed to interpret this?  Here is a picture from inside my bedroom window of my Mom's Halloween decoration...

(note: This picture was not doctored to make it more horrifying)

Is this her not-so-subtle way of letting me know it's time to move out?  Keep in mind this picture was taken in the daylight, it's ultra-scary in the dark.

"High Steaks Poker"

Great Weekend

The PIX Comics Expo was a great success.  

Thanks to everyone who came out to see my exhibit, that really meant a lot.  

PIX Cartoon Expo

No cartoons this week because I've been working hard getting ready for the Pittsburgh Indy Comics expo.  Come check my table out at 2839 Liberty Avenue Pittsburgh, PA this Saturday and Sunday 

between 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Hope to see you there!

Change of Scenery

Newest Toon...

"Flying Coach"

First day working at my new desk location... Pretty nice.

Cartoon Character...

His name, for the other eleven months of the year, is Steven Montgomery, but every October he turns into Frank, The Blow-up Lawn Decoration Slasher.  

Five years ago Montgomery was decorating his house for Halloween with some fake spider webs in the trees, jack-o-lanterns that he and his two daughters carved, and a scarecrow, made by stuffing some of his old clothes with foam.  As he was setting up the scarecrow in a lawn chair, he noticed his neighbor dragging an extension cord out into his lawn.  He told his two daughters, Sue and Allison, to go ahead inside and wash up for dinner.  He walked over and asked his neighbor what the cord was for and before he could answer, a small fan began inflating a giant ghost.

Each year more and more of these inflatables popped up as Steven continued to decorate the old-fashioned way.  Finally his left eye got so sore from looking into the soulless faces of the inflatable ghouls and goblins that it turned bright red.  His wife was so disgusted by his appearance that she took the girls and left him... (at home while she took the girls on a haunted hayride.)  He grew mad with loneliness.  He set out into the night to destroy that which made him the way he was.  He scoured his neighborhood, slashing inflatables and howling at the moon.  With each kill he made his eye turned a shade whiter.  By the time his family returned home he was napping on the couch, oblivious of the countless lives, and tens of dollars worth of property that he destroyed.

So when choosing your decorations this Halloween beware, because you never know when Frank will be unleashed again, and it is awkward trying to get money from him to replace the inflatables that he pops, and he always uses his wife as an alibi, and she lies for him because she's so embarrassed by the whole thing, and the police never pursue it because they have more important things to worry about.  Sooo...

Feel free to use this story around the campfire.