Cartoon Character...
Name: Richard Garrettson
Age: 24, well, 25 in December
A recent college graduate, Richard (or Dick, as his "so called" friends call him) dreams of being a professional cartoonist someday, but since newspapers only print cartoons by syndicated artists like butthole Charles Shultz, Richard spends his days careening through the abyss known as the working world. Follow Richard through his adventures as an exterminator, a tiki-bartender, and even as a snow cone truck driver in Texas, plugging away to make that all-mighty dollar, when all he wants to do is draw, drink, and DANCE...
(note: Any similarities to real-life persons or situations are completely coincidental, also Charles Shultz isn't a butthole, it's just frustrating is all...)
Pick-up Line- (note: the girl should be crying as a result of something her current boyfriend did or said.)
"Baby, with me it would be like Johnson and Johnson... No more tears."
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