Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Criticizin' Commercials with Garrett

In this post, I'm going to show some of my least favorite commercials, followed by the insightful criticisms that I have of them.  Are you as excited as I am?!

1. Dentyne Ice: "The Hunt"
(The funny thing about this commercial is... the guy got herpes that night!)

2. Poise Pads - Presented by Whoopi Goldberg
(During a Law & Order: SVU marathon, filled with baby rapes and incest, this commercial was the hardest thing to deal with.)

3.Verizon 4G Speed
(Look, it doesn't matter to me that you can download Gulliver's Travels in eight seconds.  I just need to know, that if god forbid someone I love gets injured, that I will be able to download pornography while they go to the hospital.)




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