Criticizin' Commercials with Garrett

In this post, I'm going to show some of my least favorite commercials, followed by the insightful criticisms that I have of them.  Are you as excited as I am?!

1. Dentyne Ice: "The Hunt"

(The funny thing about this commercial is... the guy got herpes that night!)

2. Poise Pads - Presented by Whoopi Goldberg

(During a Law & Order: SVU marathon, filled with baby rapes and incest, this commercial was the hardest thing to deal with.)

3.Verizon 4G Speed

(Look, it doesn't matter to me that you can download Gulliver's Travels in eight seconds.  I just need to know, that if god forbid someone I love gets injured, that I will be able to download pornography while they go to the hospital.)

Hiatus

I'm sorry for how long it's been since I last blogged.  I guess I just got caught up in the hustle and bustle of the big city.  Also it is way easier to send my thoughts one at a time via twitter.  Any-who... here are the latest cartoons.  I keep e-mailing them to MAD Magazine under threatening subject lines about what will happen if they don't publish them, but, still no luck.